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On mail today:

Life should go the other way round, it should begin with being dead.

Imagine that:

You lie six feet under, it's dark and tight,
Then you crawl your way into the light,
When you're out you go to the nursing home for elderly people
and are thrown out for being too young.
For some years you play golf having a big allowance,
You receive a golden watch and slowly start working.

When you finish working you go to college. In the meantime you have earned enough money to really enjoy your student time, take drugs, have nothing besides sex in your mind and stay drunk all day.

Then, having become too stupid for college, you go to school. In school you are getting dumber and dumber every year, until you are finally thrown out.

Next you spend some years playing in the sandbox, finally you snooze away for nine months in an uterus and finish your life as an orgasm.


Goood!